Here's the argument (actually, "heated discussion" is more accurate) Paul and I get into every Christmas. When you sing "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer" it is customary to add little quips or "answers" to the lyrics. You know what I'm talking about. "Like a light bulb," etc.

We agree on most of them (or at least accept each other's answers) until we get to the "You'll go down in history." My response is, "Like Lincoln!" His is, "Like me!" "But you haven't gone down in history," I say. "But I might," he says. "But you haven't," I say. "Well, it rhymes," he says. "It doesn't have to rhyme. 'Like a light bulb' doesn't rhyme. 'Ho ho ho' doesn't rhyme." "But it sounds better." "But it's just wrong." And on and on.

Granted, his answer is very optimistic and I should commend him for that I guess, but gosh darn it, he hasn't gone down in history and "Like me!" just doesn't make sense.