For once, I'm going to let the groom speak. This won't happen very often. And now, here's Paul:

"I'm sure any girl would be happy to have this specimen of a man in their lives. Like the hat? Keri gave it to me. She went to Disney World and all I got was this stupid hat. I have to go play video games now."

Thank you, Paul. That was very enlightening. Go play your little game now.

At the foggy Grand Canyon